A friend of mine posted this article, it came from a MOPS (Mothers of Preschoolers) magazine...thought it was cute.
I live the life of a rock star. It's true! I have wild hair and make-up with frequent costume changes.
Everywhere I go I have an entourage. People are constantly yelling my name. I look out into the crowd and they're actually crying for me, reaching for me.
I have no privacy. I'm watched when I shower, when I'm cooking, even when I use the restroom...for my own protection, I'm sure.
When I go places I must do so quickly before my fans get out of control and start a riot. Every night a different guy wants to sleep with me. Each of them seems genuinely hurt when I turn him away.
Occasionally I get dirty undergarments whirled at me with a whoop and a smile. It's even hard sometimes to walk through my own home without someone spotting me and trying to grab my legs or my clothing.
Oh and don't forget about the stalkers! You know those crazed fans that follow you everywhere? Why, I can't even talk on the phone in the pantry without an eye or two peeping in at me.
Yes it's true - I live the life of a rock star!"
July 20, 2009
July 13, 2009
Blake - 6 months
July 05, 2009
Summer Fun
June 30, 2009
Hair Cut
June 29, 2009
pool time
Kurt
Thank you friends for calling me! Kurt and the others that are currently in Honduras are fine. I spoke with him yesterday and the were stuck in the hotel since the roads were closed and there were military/army on the streets. Today they did get to go out to the village...so that's a good sign, roads are open etc. Hopefully everything there will stay low key and they'll be back home safely on the 4th.
June 25, 2009
June 18, 2009
Ring Bearer
Almost...
June 04, 2009
Reminder
For those of you who stay home with your kids - do you ever need a reminder as to why you do it? I am having one of those days....and it's only 10am. Sometimes I need validation and I don't always get it. I am with my kids the WHOLE day. As I calm down (at this very moment) and look around I see the many blessings in my life....there's my validation. Whew - I feel a little better now :)
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